Your dad rode a fixie before you did and he’s got the track stand skills to prove it. He was a fearless street champion of the blacktop velodrome that fought steel giants for riding room. He gave the pedal honeys hot saddles when he showed off his fixie tricks and made road bikers look like bitches. He was rolling seduction with a single speed and the cadence of a hell-beast.
So hipsters, next time you’re skidding the back tire around or blowing through a stop sign because you can’t stop, remember this…
Your dad was the first to know you don’t brake what is already fixed.
Thank you to njsideshowbob-tumblr for submitting today’s photo.
Keep submitting your photos to have your dad featured.
Your dad rode a fixie before you did and he’s got the track stand skills to prove it. He was a fearless street champion of the blacktop velodrome that fought steel giants for riding room. He gave the pedal honeys hot saddles when he showed off his fixie tricks and made road bikers look like bitches. He was rolling seduction with a single speed and the cadence of a hell-beast.
So hipsters, next time you’re skidding the back tire around or blowing through a stop sign because you can’t stop, remember this…
Your dad was the first to know you don’t brake what is already fixed.
Thank you to njsideshowbob-tumblr for submitting today’s photo.
Keep submitting your photos to have your dad featured.
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